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THIS was the “bridge too far”?!?! He raped and beat a 13 year old CHILD with his best bud Jeffrey Epstein, but a staged “assassination” attempt is the bridge too far for a Trumper. Gotcha. Thanks for clarifying.

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Huh? Got any proof of that insane statement?

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Read the Epstein documents. It's all there in the grand jury testimony. Educatd yourself.

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If any of you libtards think for one second that Trump could have raped and beat a 13 yr old girl and it wouldn't be on the front page of every single news publication, podcast, white house press briefing, twitter, FB, and IG then you're more retarded than we all know. You poor silly demonrats.

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Only enormously under-educated and extremely naive people begin with “libtard” and bring it right back home with “retarded”…

Silly whatever the fuck your are

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Do you believe a man can become a woman?

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No. And I also don't think forcing a woman to potentially lose her fertility by forcing her to give birth to a nonviable fetus is either moral or pro life. Pretending you care about women because the democrats let trannies into women's same sex spaces is disingenuous. There's no party for women.

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This is America, a man can be anything he wants to be, right?!!? Seriously, grow up or get back to the children’s table

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Got a link? I’m searching and all I’ve found so far is this Newsweek article explaining that the woman in question charges/lawsuits have been filed several times and subsequently withdrawn. Now I know women never lie and we should believe all of them, but…it seems a little fishy. But I’m absolutely positive he raped that old hag E Jean Carroll in that department store that day. I mean so what if she fantasized about being raped, AND about having sex with Donald Trump. I’m sure when she lured him into that department store dressing room under the auspices of trying on lingerie, she couldn’t have possibly known what might happen. Just an innocent victim of Trump’s predatory nature, I suppose. Terribly sad. 😢

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-katie-johnson-allegations-sexual-assault-case-dismissed-1921051

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Read Katie Johnson’s sworn deposition, then explain to me how Donald Trump, possibly the most litigious man in America, has NOT sued Johnson for defamation. Then go fuck yourself, you piece of shit.

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😂 deep breaths Dave, it’s gonna be ok. Google “Tara Reade, Joe Biden rape accuser”. Democrats went after her so hard that she had to move out of the country in fear of her life.

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Katie Johnson was threatened. That’s why she withdrew her case. Her deposition testimony was under oath. Yes, I believe her.

Where did Tara Reide go to get out of the spotlight? Russia. And she applied for Russian citizenship.

And guess what!! She is claiming that she has returned to the U.S. to file a lawsuit against Joe Biden What timing!!

Funny how everything that has been proven in the case of trump is now being tried out to attack Joe Biden.

Where’s Roger Stone?

This is the “flooding the zone with shit” tactic.

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Love your made-up stuff, don't you.

Ask you about Tara Reade and nuttin but silence.

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What a callous comment. I feel sorry for your mother.

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Why do you feel sorry for my mother? She’s a happily married woman. She doesn’t wonder around department stores trying to lure men into dressing rooms. And if she saw Donald Trump in a department store, she would probably just shake his hand and try to get a photo with him. She’s a classy lady. Nothing like that old slut E Jean Carroll. 😂

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Oh, so you’re saying E. Jean Carroll was *asking* for it?

Got it, and…yikes. I thought we were past victim blaming since we now realise that even if/when consent is given, it can be revoked at any time for any reason.

And clearly you’ve never spoken to your mother about a sexual assault she may have experienced since you believe “classy” women are never raped.

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Men rape dead bodies in funeral homes, old women in nursing homes, infants and farm animals. I'm sure "old hags" are also open game unless that's their moral line in the sand.

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Yeah, how many of those dudes have married multiple super models? Hang in there “former dem”. 🙄

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Lol, he mistook Carroll for his ex wife. But she wasn't his type right?🤣🤣🤣

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Old hag? Seriously? Have some class, unlike Trump.

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How would you describe her?

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Well, off the top of my head, the word “woman” springs to mind.

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He mistook her, or used the wrong name in a speech? Stop being a dumb ass.

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😂 y’all are such snowflakes. Very sad

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You seem like a despicable liar! You are a terrible liar who offers not one piece of evidence. I, too, feel sorry for your mother, but hope you choke on a ham sandwich

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I'll read through the document but this is what a search brought up regarding Trump and this document: Donald Trump’s name is mentioned in the following documents:

January 2015 deposition of Johanna Sjoberg: Sjoberg testified that Jeffrey Epstein said, “Great, we’ll call up Trump and we’ll go to… we’ll go to the casino” when planning an unplanned stop in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

2016 New York Post article: The article mentioned that Trump and Epstein were friends and spent time together at parties in Palm Beach, Florida.

2022 unsealed documents: Trump’s name was mentioned in passing in motions and letters from lawyers representing Epstein and Alan Dershowitz.

July 2024 news articles: Some articles mentioned Trump’s association with Epstein, including a tweet by Ed Krassenstein stating that Trump was accused of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl with Epstein (although this claim has not been verified).

It’s essential to note that Trump’s involvement in Epstein’s criminal activities is not explicitly stated in the grand jury documents. The documents primarily focus on Epstein’s abuse and trafficking of underage girls, and Trump’s name appears only in the context of his social connections with Epstein.

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Uuugggggghh, there can be no doubt that the shooter was real, both he and that MAGA died real deaths.

Still, it feels as unreal as those WWE fights Trump loves so much. It's probably because Trump had a moment to think buried under that “SS agent”, decided then to act this absurd WWE victory gesture.

(Is the story about having voted for Trump twice true? I can't tell.)

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Real men don’t have to think in that scenario. He just reacted in the same way he’s reacted to things his whole life. His instinct has always been to fight back. That’s why he utterly terrifies the democrat party and the Left globally. #Trump2024

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Have you ever looked at Trump? I don't mean the image he and the media is giving himself, I mean the actual person.

Trump has never been tough his whole life Captain Bonespurs never got close to a physical alternation, has never been able to compete in any sport (he's famous for cheating at golf). He's been a loser his whole life.

Donald Trump is anything but a real man, he's a bully, desperate to become a fascist dictator like his heroes Kim Jong-Un and Reccip Erdogan, he's never dare to think of becoming like Putin.

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Vau Vau,

you sound very much like a very, very scared little person. You know that everything you said has absolutely NO basis in reality. You have shown you can’t think for yourself and you simply parrot every coward leftist in mainstream pop media. You sound crazier than Joe Scarborough and and his predecessor

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You're p projecting yourself on me. Not surprising, that's pretty much all the "GOP" does nowadays.

But since you're fine with Rufo and Jordan defrauding you, it's useless to argue with you.

Bye!

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Ahh and the only ways to display one’s toughness is through physical fights and sports? Brilliant point! Lifelong loser, also billionaire. 🤷‍♂️

Little kids in Africa are now reenacting his toughness. Let that sink in. Maybe someday you will achieve such legend, but I highly doubt it.

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No, I even pointed at other ways. But Trump has always been weak I don't know about Africa, but they won't know being so far away.

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Thanks for this comment! You put my thoughts in words! .. I couldn’t think straight because I had to😂 (I Thought the article was satire, but it seems like quite a few MAGA‘s here took it literally… which gets us to the roots of lots of our problems these days!

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If it's supposed to be satire, there's the problem that it's so much closer to reality than most you'll get from major media, and of course it shouldn't be in Substack's category news.

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You speaking for 'real men'🤣🤣🤣🤣

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People have their moments of clarity whenever. Why ruin it?

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What clarity? Everything about Trump is fake, and that includes reaction to the shooting (there has been just one shooter, but it seems he didn't aim mainly for Trump)

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You’re so stupid bro. It really is astounding.

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In no world I'm your "bro",dont call me that. Else I give a sh!t for what you say. Gfy.

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Dead men tell no tales

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This. Omg. The line that people choose just baffles me.

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That's true. People are only semi- rationaz

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Suffering hell.

I thought you libtards are all crazy but now I see criminally insane is there too.

Why don't you go change Joe's nappies like a good chap?

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Ah, I see the far right troll kingdom has finally invaded Substack. I'm afraid you won't get a very warm welcome here, especially if you insist on name calling and other rudeness. We tend to use cuss words for emphasis, not to label people. Most of us are not into the 4th grade playground bully level of rhetoric you seem to espouse. You might be happier over on Xwitter, just saying...

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Yeah... I've noticed more and more rightwing trolls and shills hanging around lately.

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It’s a contest: Troll or Bot.

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You use “cuss” words because you have a low vocabulary. I love how you state “not to label people” as you start off calling all non commies the “far right troll kingdom”… Sorry we love family, god, America, laws, and hate criminals, woke ideals, DEI, pedophiles, and everyone who hates America. Now I know you commies love criminals, high gas prices, unaffordable groceries, having 50% of labor forces laid off so that the unskilled labor can make $15 an hour, and your most favorite….15 genders. Each his own, all that we “far right trolls (lol)” ask is that you kindly leave the country and live somewhere else where they also share your shitty point of views. Socialism, Communism, and Marxist ideals don’t work, there’s no examples of it working ever because they’re failed practices unless you are the sole person at the top. Joe Biden is the worst president we’ve ever had and that insurance policy of a 25% black woman is far more retarded than he could ever hope to be even with dementia. But you go ahead and waste your vote on her like the little sheep you are, just don’t stand too close to the bright lights, snowflakes melt…

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Mike, my score on the verbal section of the SAT was in the top 2%. What was yours?

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Mike, Amen to all you said.

I learned as a small child, that when people cuss, they have a low vocabulary and tiny brain.

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"Far right troll kingdom" can't you see that Joe Biden is a disgrace?

All of you know he's been worked by the leadership of the lost corrupt party in the world.

If Stalin was around he'd reject having Demoncrats as his followers.

Too corrupt for him

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Boy it's interesting to see how Trump was sleeping during his convention and his cuckoo acceptance speech was interesting as well. Everybody jokes about Biden and his teleprompter well when these guys teleprompters go out, AKA Mike Johnson and Trump himself They don't know what the fuck to talk about

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Jul 24Liked by Political Humor

Awww poor baby is out of his league. Republicunts don’t know anything but hate. MAGAts want to yell and scream about Biden’s diapers, when it’s been proven TFG wears ‘em. Biden’s senility, but TFG can’t complete a sentence that makes any sense. Ah to be a mindless lemming willing to jump off a cliff for dear leader. SMDH why do you insist on proving you’re a moron?

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I'm not a Republican.

I'm not even in the USA.

When was the last riot you've seen from Republicans?

The only hate I've seen is from liberal loons like you.

The BLM riots cost billions and dozens of assaults, rapes and murders.

The "Summer of Love" cost billions and showed what hate was.

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Boris, you are exactly correct. They never bring that up.

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And you are being reprehensible for not acknowledging the horror of January 6th. Shame on you.

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Ummm. Let me think. JANUARY 6, 2021 comes to mind. I guess you aren’t in the US, so you didn’t watch it in horror the entire day, wondering if we would still have an intact government at the end of the day. 1000 of those rioters/insurrectionists have been conceived for their actions that cost lives and livelihoods for our men and women in blue.

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Awwww.... your little feelings are hurt...and it is all about the feelings isn't it???

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If I wanted to read MSDNC taking points I’d go directly to the source. I don’t, because like this author they’re all brainwashed, lying assholes.

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Boy... the rhetoric of left and right is welding together.

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Better take what you can get.

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Wow, I sort of let this one roll just to see what would happen. I got a great troll blocking list from just this one post. Thanks for participating!

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This is a lie. Of course.

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That Trump raped a 13 year old child? No, that is 100% true. He beat her too, just because he could. He's a scumbag.

I understand why you are supporting a man whose morals and actions align perfectly with your own. I understand that being like him is something that excites you and makes you feel less insignificant in a world you can’t understand. I also understand that it’s much easier to let someone else think for you and decide where you stand on important issues rather than trying to educate yourself and form your own opinions and thoughts.

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Better late than never.

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search result: In summary, Trump’s name appears in the search results primarily in the context of his association with Epstein and his associates, specifically in regards to Giuffre’s allegations and Sjoberg’s testimony about their interactions with Epstein. However, there is no evidence to suggest Trump was directly involved in Epstein’s criminal activities or that he was accused of any wrongdoing in the grand jury documents.

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These leftist conspiracy theories make QAnon look sane

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You're a fucking moron. Someone was killed on that day and two others went to the hospital. I am unsubscribing from you and headed straight into the bathroom to shower in case any of your diseased mind somehow attached itself to me. You are sick as hell.

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I’m not even American and I’m unsubscribing from this loser Substack channel. Trump might have a questionable private life, but the important thing is, can he run a country? In my opinion, yes. Better than any one else.

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Virtually no one from his first administration will endorse him this time. You have four star generals talking about how crazy he was. What do you base your opinion on? If you're basing it on Trump's lies you really need to search for more reliable sources of information than a New York snake oil salesman

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Trump filed for bankruptcy 6 times….. I don’t think he knows how to run anything.

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😂 (sorry, totally not capable of forming a cogent thought after reading your comment!)

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The believers buy into it whole-heartedly.

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And if we can keep him alive, he will prove it one more time. And one of his first jobs will be to put as many of the communist criminals who’ve been after him in prison, followed by cleaning out the DOJ and Secret Service and DHS, followed by shutting down the Depart of Education and sending it back to the cities and counties where it belongs.

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Define "communist"

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Send them to Castro's Cuba - as citizens, not tourists.

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YOU, asshole.

YOU

And now you're blocked.

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You have Trump Derangement Syndrome!! Seek help from a medical professional; your brain isn’t working correctly!!

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He's right... you've been guzzling kool-aid by the gallon. You're probably unsaveable.

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"Liberator," as in "Arbeit Macht Frei." Your plan for official retaliation sounds familiar.

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When the country goes to shit in three or four years can I have your phone number so I can say I told you so?

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LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

Motherfucker couldn't even run a goddam lemonade stand without bankrupting it. Trump continues to be a brainfead dumbfuck's example of an intelligent man.

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He is actually one of the worst businessmen on the planet. He’s been bankrupted multiple times, he cheats small business contractors and has bankrupted hundreds because he didn’t pay his bills, he is beholden to Russian oligarchs because they are his only source of financing these days through Deutche Bank because no other legitimate bank or financier will lend him money because he is such a bad risk, and he stole from our government by making us pay for his secret service lodging at his golf clubs because all he did during his presidency was effing golf - hundreds of golf days in those 4 years. Calling him a good businessman is just ludicrous. Good try. Now go back to whatever country you are from - Russia maybe?

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Nope. You're wrong about that.

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The Liberator--Do you think the Orange Beast would hesitate to put a few of his howling horde of followers in danger if it meant passing up a dramatic boost to his campaign of vengeance and hatred? You have drunk too much of the Kool-Aid and need to sit down quietly for a while.

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Actually, I think mentally ill people like you are the problem. Do yourself a favor and compare the policy records of Trump and Biden, and then STFU.

P.S. Goodbye

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If Ducking Donald had a coherent set of policies, it would make comparison easier. He governed by a random and fragmentary set of reactions to different stimuli. It was impossible to keep him on any script, even his own. That's why the grownups in the room were so reluctant to trust him with the really dangerous tools at his disposal. Ask James Mattis.

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I don't know if you're in the stock market but if you have a television I think you know that the stocks are record highs, unemployment is at incredible Lows, crime is down actually immigration is down and Trump instructed his party not to accept its own immigration platform so that he could run on immigration. What a traitor.

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Stocks are nicely up for the year, but they did drop a lot after the start of the Republican convention. Coincidence? I think the corporate executives finally realized the Republicans really intend to implement what they were campaigning on, and if that happened, it would cause a major world recession.

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Let's compare the records: Trump had "infrastructure week" that resulted in nothing. Biden passed infrastructure legislation. Trump promised to propose something better than Obama Care, but never did. Biden got the drug companies to lower their prices. Trump passed major tax cuts for the wealthy, making the wealthy more wealthy. Biden proposes making the wealthy pay their fair share. Biden hired more IRS auditors to audit the rich, and they have already collected $1 billion from wealthy tax cheats. Under Biden, we are energy independent and are a net exporter of oil, producing more than any other country in the world. (I'm personally not sure that's a good thing, but the recent Republican Convention was big on needing to become energy independent. I guess they to take credit for Biden's accomplishment.) Crime rates were up under Trump. They are down now. More jobs are added every month. Companies are investing in new manufacturing plants in the US. Inflation was a big problem, but it is under control now. The border is a problem, but a bipartisan bill would have fixed that. The Democrats agreed to legislation that caved on almost every Republican demand, but Trump demanded that the Republican's kill the bill they have been trying to get for decades.

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Troll? Or Bot?

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I broke my own rule! We really shouldn't engage. Substack shouldn't be the place. It's obvious BS. Thanks for the voice of reason

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You are hilarious. We were comparing their records. That's why we aren't MAGA.

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And where do you stand? There were two tragedies in Pennsylvania. One was the bystander killed. The other is that Trump wasn't killed.

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Trump is the best self-promoter I've ever seen. Unfortunately, he's not worth a shit at anything else. But he's Louis Armstrong when it comes to blowing his own horn,

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Best president of my lifetime, hands down. And biggest threat to the democrat party since Lincoln. Get your head out of your ass.

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Lincoln was a progressive. The party affiliations switched due to conservative rat fucking and you all know this. Lincoln was not one of you - no matter how racist he actually was.

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😂 yeah sure, lady! We know y’all love rewriting history. Just like Trump said, eventually y’all will be calling for statues of George Washington to come down. It’s only a matter of time.

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Yeah, sure troll. Sorry u lost yr slaves, bro! Housework sure sux, don’t it?

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You mean the guy who had dentures made out of his own slaves' teeth?

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Troll? Or Bot?

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Go fuck yourself.

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Well said 👏👏👏

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Ewwwww... you told him. But he's right.

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And you can join him.

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😂 you poor soul

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Don’t feel sorry for me. You’re the one half the country outright despises.

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Right back at you.

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Same to ya. He's the worst mistake this country has ever made.

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If he's not worth a shit at anything else then why don't you explain how he stays a billionaire? Because people who are as dumb as you sound wouldn't have a clue how to keep billions let alone make billions!

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Jul 18Liked by Political Humor

I’m sure you can explain that if he’s a billionaire why did he need to grift China made shoes, NFT’s and worthless paper $2 bills to pay his legal bills?

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If he's a billionaire why did he need a loan to pay his court judgement?

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Money laundering is profitable? Actually, the only business he has succeeded in is selling his brand name. That business doesn’t take a lot of intelligence; just constant self promotion.

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Eat shit and die, fuckhead.

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Smart answer.

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Can't come up with anything else

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Not worth the effort.

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He stole it. Flim-flammed a bunch. And had Putin contribute

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 Seriously???? Someone wanna tell it??

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Well, if it’s any consolation, I live in Berkeley and a lot of people think Biden is practically Republican. If this scary assassination attempt is fishy, maybe it’s because Trump made EVERYTHING fishy

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Donald is P. T. Barum reborn, but his soul is occupying a hominid tapeworm.

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Only in California (I guess you could include New York) would Biden look a Republican

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I don't think we have had a liberal president since Johnson. He screwed up on the Vietnam war, but he was great on civil rights, and support for the economically struggling. I suspect people who claim Democrats are communists have never travelled outside of the US, or if they have, they just stayed with their tourist group or stayed in the tourist hotel.

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The paranoia has infected everything.

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Once the curtain is pulled, it's hard to go back and unsee it. Welcome to the "former Republican's Club". I lost all faith in Republicans during Covid and turned Blue in 2022. You give me hope that there are still more converts waiting in the wings.

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There are an amazing number of "refugee Republicans" now voting with us. Trump is an existential threat, so welcome aboard

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I’m looking forward to the day when Republicans come back to their senses and we can debate the proper compromise on important legislation.

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This is a study on mental illness.

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Our survey says.....

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You are delusional

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Do me a favor. Read Project 2025. I for one want to keep my Social Security and my Medicare and my military benefits. I don’t think women that are being beaten by their husbands should stay in a marriage. I don’t think a woman should have to wait till she’s half dead to get medical care. And I don’t think my tax dollars should go to fucking billionaires and not help the American middle-class and the poor. $.83 of every dollar of his tax scam went to the top 1/10 of 1%. Are you that blind? If you think this is a Christian nation you’re wrong! If that were so, we wouldn’t have homeless people or poor people because Jesus told you to feed the hungry and house the poor or have you forgotten?

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Project 25 is not Trump's agenda, which he's publically stated. Agenda 47 is Donald Trump’s official policy platform for the 2024 presidential election

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Compare the two. Very similar

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https://www.project2025.org/truth/ https://www.donaldjtrump.com/agenda47 apparently there are lies about project2025 as well so if someone is interested in looking at them directly they can do so at the above links

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Read some of the comparisons on immigration, climate, abortion, education, NATO. Remarkably similar no matter your level of denial.

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Please don't accuse me of being in denial, although you're welcome to your opinions. I didn't say they weren't similar. I said there are lies about project2025, just as there are many lies presented in the msm about Trump. All of the topics you mention are vital and have many nuances to them. Deep research on all of these topics is crucial in order to obtain a comprehensive picture of the various aspects of a given issue, as well as the truth. In general, balance between opposing views, is key.

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Trump is lying. It is his.

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Delusional yeah... you won't come back to sane.

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that's your opinion, and you're welcome to it. what it shows me is that you have no desire to do any real research with an open mind around the facts i've presented in this thread. blanket statements, closed mindedness and name calling, rather than civil debate backed up with facts, is the reason for the oft recited phrase, "you can't tell them, you must show them." and, why we're heading straight towards nuclear war. thanks a bunch.

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Very well said! I agree that the assassination attempt was totally staged and we have not heard from any doctor about his injury. The secret service never fucks up this badly. So the attempt killed and innocent Trump lover and it threw the secret service under the bus. Then played golf the next day, never calling the widow.

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Cunt

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This author is not, and never has been a republican. He just makes that claim to try to lend credibility to his bullshit accusations. Another left wing loon.

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What ever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night.

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You dumbass. I sleep like a baby as soon as I hit the pillow. Obviously you don’t.

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That's because you're happy to sleepwalk into an autocracy headed by a seditious traitor who is a threat to democracy and US national security, and who's a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist.

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Refusing to introspect because you're a coward helps immensely with sleep problems.

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I agree - "gotta bad feeling about this one" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCCyvAwbbso Something is off, well the further we go the more my revelation goggles are helping me see thru this

https://open.substack.com/pub/toddlutzusarmy1sgret/p/where-were-you-when-the-big-one-happened?r=1k5h5t&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Jul 18Liked by Political Humor

Did anyone else find it interesting that all the SS agents around him were wearing the same blue jacket he was ? Why is the male agent looking straight at the camera, like he’s posing? I am very sorry about the loss of life and injuries, but things don’t add up for me.

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Mike first i need to take some time...going to pull out my old "what the fart really happened on 911" and try to analyze against false flag narratives. Well i do know told many recently Trump will be president its like we are reading, or living in a terrible reality novel. We know the end because you can understand how the two puppets are leading us to the state of exactly what was described who is and will be the Antichrist

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It’s an interesting perspective. I like your last sentence referencing the Antichrist, given the rise of Christofascism.

Very distressing that so many people see the danger and yet it remains a great threat to our country.

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Just one note i wont be voting for either Biden or Trump. I guess Kennedy is the only choice but obviously our rigged exactly this way

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First, thank you for your service to our country.

I can understand your hesitance to vote for either the President or the traitor. I just think voting for Kennedy is really throwing away your vote and supports the traitor in the long run.

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Thanks much Mike. I feel sad for our country, but pray for all. I hate how they have created & limited to only two (2) political parties w/only two (2) groomed puppets (candidates). Creating a mimicked cycle of adversity when they work for the same pyramid scheme.

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The question is surely whether you want to be able to take part in a meaningful vote in 2028. Only one candidate offers you this and to be clear his name is not Trump.

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I wonder if there will be a 2028...this .may be the last election...i feel. Soon the Antichrist will rise

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There are several other parties in the country, Green I believe is the biggest. The thing is that they only really come out every four years. Even then Green only gets about a million votes, so they act more like a spoiler rather than a serious contender. For these lesser parties to have a serious chance of effecting change, to break the hold that the two main parties have, they need to be bigger and more active every year.

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Jul 18Liked by Political Humor

I’d never seen your column before now, but it’s been worth it to see all the MAGA faithful flip out, turn tail and run. I’ll be tuning in for future episodes.

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Jul 21·edited Jul 21Liked by Political Humor

The man is a habitual liar. It’s so sad that you people will believe anything he says. He’s a liar, a con artist, an adjudicated rapist, a felon! What the fuck is wrong with you people? Project 2025’s drafters are Trump associates! And the federalist Society is connected to Victor Orbon. Quit being Russian stooges! JD Vance thinks women should stay in violent marriages for fucks sake. And doesn’t give a shit whether Women can get HEALTHCARE till they’re half dead! Again I ask, what’s wrong with you people?! He stole from a children’s charity! Had to pay back 2 million!!! Had to pay 25 million to people he swindled from Trump University!! Bankrupted two casinos! Who bankrupts a casino! Has been accused of more sexual assaults than probably Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby! Stole the most highly classified documents and threw them all over his bathroom floor, and God only knows who else he shared them with! Maybe his buddy Putin, and Kim Jong-un! These classified documents showed America’s most vulnerabilities! His son-in-law Jared who got 2 billion from Saudi Arabia! I wonder how that happened? Wonder what secrets they sold them for $2 billion? And to look away from journalist Jamal Kasogi’s horrific death. Again, I ask, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

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Dumb cunt

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You’re response just proved how ignorant you really are!

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U forgot to put up the sarcasm warning

The comments should be interesting

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They haven’t disappointed.

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Jul 18Liked by Political Humor

This is the best article I’ve read on SubStack in a long time and maybe ever. Thanks for posting this unbiased piece of work considering your prior past of being republican and being able to actually discern the truth. I know your probably gonna lose a lot of subs but that means your a genuine person who doesn’t care what anyone thinks and aren’t selfishly trying to self promote and get a bunch half dead puppet followers. I see a lot of peoples comments and they are all getting so triggered like little kids who don’t get their way. It’s pretty obvious this was staged and Trump is just trying to incite a civil war. Keep up the great work and for every sheep that unfollow you you gain more lions in the pack

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I like this column...today's reference to "The Wizard of Oz."

We cannot get through a day without hearing at least ONE reference to it.

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Wow, staged? Watching CNN for you “news@ eh?

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